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    What Time Is It?

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
  • Car-pooling, wallets and suspicions are a bad mix.

    Stolen Wallet

    It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling…
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    Vet's Guarantee

    There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working…
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    Rolls-Royce Loaner

    When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby…
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    Country Boys

    These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…
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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    Things You Will Never Hear

    Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio…
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    Come About

    A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a…
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    Early

    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…
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    Vulgar Parrot

    So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a…
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    Raise Refusal

    For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company.…
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    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
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    Amateur Photographer

    An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few…
  • A list of 17 points to ponder about life.

    Stuff to Ponder

    1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you…

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick - I've a bus to catch."

"Sorry, ma'am," said the assistant, "we don't sell them that big!"

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