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  • Poorly worded ad causes trouble.

    Sewing Machine Ad

    The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last…
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    Goober Guess

    This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend,…
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    Speeding Registration

    On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the…
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    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
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    First Passport

    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth…
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    Second Opinion 2

    A man has not been feeling well and goes to the doctor for a check up. After the physical…
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    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
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    On Time

    The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger…
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    Summer Plans

    Summer vacation was almost about to start and the teacher asked little Sammy about a…
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    House Calls

    A pipe burst in a doctor's house, and he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked…
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    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…
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    Mike's Girlfriend

    After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him --…
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    Business Report

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
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    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
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    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick - I've a bus to catch."

"Sorry, ma'am," said the assistant, "we don't sell them that big!"

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