logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • class room

    Tough Teacher

    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of…
  • Default Image

    First Day Answer

    The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you…
  • Default Image

    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
  • Default Image

    Johnny's Dust

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
  • Default Image

    The Night of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done.....the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
  • Default Image

    New Boots

    My first grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. The…
  • Default Image

    Sightseeing at Alcatraz

    A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase…
  • Default Image

    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
  • Default Image

    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Signs of Banned Substances

    Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition…
  • Default Image

    Mother And Child

    A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly…
  • Default Image

    New Boater

    This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of…
  • Default Image

    Refrigerator Goals

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the…
  • Default Image

    Hooked Shot

    Jack was first up in his foursome. Eyeing the ball, he swung his club and hooked his shot…

We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," our teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation he quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."

Powered By JFBConnect