logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
  • Default Image

    Paper Eater

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Parenting

    *Laws of Parenting*1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next…
  • Default Image

    Textbook For Sale

    Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the…
  • book mystery

    Invitation

    Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…
  • Default Image

    You Know You Are a Geek When

    You know you are a geek when . . .You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that…
  • Default Image

    Conductor Comment Comeback

    A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy…
  • Default Image

    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
  • Default Image

    Learn Those Numbers

    The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I…
  • Default Image

    Bonus

    Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.Faced with hard times, the…
  • Default Image

    Lion Attack

    Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both…
  • Default Image

    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
  • Default Image

    Bathroom Exasperation

    As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get…
  • Default Image

    Best Out Of Office Replies

    Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you…
  • Default Image

    Just Pretend

    Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband…

We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," our teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation he quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."

Powered By JFBConnect