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    I Want To Be A Bear

    I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but…
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    License Picture

    A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's…
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    George W. meets Moses

    George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a…
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    Exam Assistance

    In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
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    Bystander

    Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
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    Barbecue Forks

    As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long…
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    Eulogy

    The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked…
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    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
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    Shower Music

    "Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the…
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    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
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    Sister Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.…
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    Sermon Comment

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
  • A funny joke about a dad and his son out fishing.

    Questions

    A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…
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    Valentine's Day

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…

I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn mower refused to cooperate. It would run fine for a few seconds, then cut off, run again, cut off. Finally, I gave up and waited for my husband.

He had a good laugh when he diagnosed the problem. Instead of plugging in the mower using a three-prong adapter, I had hooked up the cord through the Christmas-tree light blinker.

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