logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dance Rejection

    A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at…
  • Default Image

    Quarter Back

    Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse:…
  • Default Image

    Three Rules

    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to…
  • firetruck

    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Funnies

    One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship…
  • Default Image

    IRS Call

    When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the…
  • Default Image

    Clerk Problem

    In a department store, Sandra and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting…
  • head phones

    Songs For People Over 40

    *Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild…
  • Default Image

    Magnet Comeback

    My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…
  • Default Image

    As Long As We Are One

    My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different…
  • Default Image

    Shower or Tub

    New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel…
  • Default Image

    New and Approved

    The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story.…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Advice

    While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
  • Default Image

    Fridge Magnet Smiles

    You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are…
  • Default Image

    How to Make Life Simpler

    Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and…

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course. But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury.

"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday."

"Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."

Powered By JFBConnect