logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Muffled Workers

Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt He was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.

Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the landlord asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"

The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty."

"Why don't you wear them?"

The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him!  Never again, never again!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    A Short History of Medicine

    "Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."1000 BC - "That root is…
  • dog ball

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

    Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY…
  • Default Image

    Department Staff

    The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff…
  • Default Image

    Dial A Prayer Twist

    They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but…
  • Default Image

    College Applicant

    Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their…
  • deer hunting jokes

    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
  • Default Image

    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
  • Default Image

    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
  • Default Image

    Earworms

    Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in…
  • picture of shopping cart

    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
  • Default Image

    Dining Problem

    Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's…
  • Default Image

    More Bulletin Bloopers

    *More Bulletin Bloopers*The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug…
  • Default Image

    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
  • Default Image

    Time To Go

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
  • Default Image

    Cute Baby

    When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…