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    Navajo Wisdom

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    Newcomer Court

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    Supermarket Saavy

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    Cherokee Language

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    Baggage Problem

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    Birthday Heart Attack

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    Seatmate Choice

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    Automobile Acronyms

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    Driving Flash

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    Curve Hand

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    The Perfect Man

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    Finkel's Fine

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    New Home No Hears

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    Hitchhiker Problem

    John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he…
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    How To Write A College Paper

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*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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