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    16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate

    Some of these are a little odd but they would definitely spice up dorm life. 16 Ways To…
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    Golf Meditations

    If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.…
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    Goober Guide to Household tools

    A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it…
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    Overreacting

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
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    Hog Mark-up

    My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next…
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    Dad Shopping

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
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    Keeping Warm

    (switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make) Chevy has added wires to…
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    Gold Watch

    A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold…
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    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
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    Things Learned From Children

    Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): * There is no such thing as…
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    Getting Ready

    A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey,…
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    Cast Your Bread

    My mom, a difficult independent, likes sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Power Lesson

    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings…
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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…

*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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