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    Office Dog

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    Zoo Trip

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    Chicken Neighbour

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    Midterm Exam

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    Tourism Promotion

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    Dieting Buddies

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    Sleeping Juror

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    Dun in Texas

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    Keyboard Jockey Exercise

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    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
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    Fatherly Chat

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    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
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    Spelling Code

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    Sugar Packets Announcement

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    Lawyer Questions

    The following questions from lawyers (and answers from witnesses) were taken from…

*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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