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    Freezer Order

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    Dad Sayings

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    Passing Time

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    Wrapping Talk

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    Ooops in the Forest

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    Lost Pigs

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    Mrs. Pierpoint

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*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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