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    Accident and Interview

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    Computer One Liners - Part 3

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    Time Management

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    Dryer Message

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    No Ears, One Question

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    Bridge Trouble

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    Dad Shopping

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    Baggage Problem

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    Unknown Reindeer

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    Blockbuster Surprise

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    Goober 2 by 4s

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    All Purpose Excuse Form

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    Community Paper

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*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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