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    That's the Way . . .

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    TV News

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    The Importance of Correct Punctuation

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    Sunday Complaints

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    Instrument Test

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    Catching Fish

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    Jumper

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    Cover All Exits!

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    Bunch Of Laughs

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*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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