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    Toilet Brush

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    Three Times Seven

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    Makeup Routine

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    Too Late To Date

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    Married Witness

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    Where Are We?

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    Found Wallet

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    Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

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    Sweat Dreams

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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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    New Appointment

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    The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

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    Hashing It Out

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    Hospital Forms

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*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

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