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    Overworked

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    Card Name

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    Project Picture

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    Snack Costs

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    Swallowed a Coin

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    Name That Baby

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    Age Question

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    Stupid Inventions

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    The Haircut

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    10 Puns

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    The FBI Orders Pizza

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    Cow Legs

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    Lost Bible

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    Couple Descriptions

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- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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