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    If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

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    3rd Grader's Explanation of God

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    Punishment Withheld

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    Larger Than 20

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    Searching For Witnesses

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    Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

    *Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick…
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    Actual Warnings On Products

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    Water Dorm

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    Shopping Wife Find

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    Dog Weather

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    Got the Munchies?

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    Transcribing Confusion

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    Free Will

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    Trouble At The Zoo

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- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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