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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add…
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    Sloth Police Report

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    Dining In

    My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a…
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    Engaged Beauty

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    Food, Family and Philosophy

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    Daddy's Trick

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    Helping Daddy

    One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…
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    Pessimistic Friend

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    Surprise Gift

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Silly Mom

    Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
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    Banking Hiccup

    While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Gripe Comments

    After every flight, pilots fill out a form (called a "gripe sheet," at some airlines)…
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    Goober Loot

    Two Goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks,…
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    Joining the Church

    After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't…
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    Goober Diagnosis

    A Goober felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examining him said, 'Well,…

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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