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    Sports Injury

    Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so…
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    Bad Sign

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    Blood Flow

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Doctor News

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    Honeymoon In England

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    More Sayings

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
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    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
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    Let Me Feel Your Pain

    It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock…
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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Amazing Anagrams

    Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come…
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    Toilet Brush

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    VP Moniker

    The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    Cherokee Language

    A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children…

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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