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    The Four Stages of Man

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    One Man Team

    (Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins…
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    Cafeteria Sign

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    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…
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    Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

    Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants,…
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    Exam Help

    The final exam in electrical engineering worried my son, Don. On the last day of class,…
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    Lost Phone

    My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could…
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    Picnic Pains

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her…
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    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
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    Prescription Check

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
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    Positively Wrong

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double…
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    Cutting Class

    "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose…
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    Australian Football

    I'd heard that Australian football is a lot rougher than the American version, but never…
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    First Time Babysitter

    A young girl was babysitting for the first time - beginning her shift shortly after…
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    Swahili Gasp

    A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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