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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

    1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.…
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    Future Price of Roses

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    Inclusive Poster

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    Spa First Day

    A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class.…
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    Pet Names

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    Reunion Pride

    My wife and I were at my high school reunion.As I looked around, I noticed the other men…
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    Paid For Standing

    The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking…
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    Someone Is Knocking

    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

    1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2. Bandage left…
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    Preacher's Donkey

    A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had…
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    New Phonetic Alphabet

    The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling…
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    Flower System

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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

- Toys multiply to fill any space available.

- Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

- If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.

- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

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