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    Things You Will Never Hear

    Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio…
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    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
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    The Haircut

    A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister,…
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    Nervous Bride

    Apparently this is a true story. A woman in her forties got married but was bit nervous…
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    Application To Date My Daughter

    NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete…
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    Golf Meditations

    If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.…
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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Stockbroker's Secretary

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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    Theme Songs For Bible Characters

    Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise" Lazarus:…
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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
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    Military Wisdom

    *Military Wisdom*"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you…
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    Ring Appraisal

    An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a…
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    No. 5 Bus

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…

woman3* A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
My desk is my work station ...

* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what genius came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.

* Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.

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