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    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
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    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

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    Overdrawn

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    Parking Space Sign Language

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    Puppy Mark

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    Coffee Cool

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    Mowing the Lawn

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    Do You Have?

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    Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

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    Birthday Greetings

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    How to Make Life Simpler

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Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.

"Great Idea, Honey,” he smiled. “You can eat them straight out of the box."

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