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    Why ask Why?

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    Jeep Stuck

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    Mother Tongue

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

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    Pet Training

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    Pastor's Golf Sunday

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    Sorry I'm Late Mom

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    Flight Delay Announcement

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Last Marathon

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    Accountancy Exam

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    Dangerous Cargo

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    Animal Thoughts

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    Toaster Request

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Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.

"Great Idea, Honey,” he smiled. “You can eat them straight out of the box."

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