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    Useful Work Phrases

    1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. I like…
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    Golf Stroke

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    Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

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    Carjacking Foiled

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    Fee Surprise

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    Boat Rental

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    Honeymoon In England

    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick…
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    Surprise Gift

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Grasping Challenge

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    Jumper

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    I Didn't Feel Quite Right

    Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches…
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    Never Be Late

    A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A…
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    More To Think About

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    Free Paper

    My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.

"Great Idea, Honey,” he smiled. “You can eat them straight out of the box."

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