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Name Please

A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.  He asked the driver for her name.  She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan, visiting my daughter at Columbia."

The cop put away his summons book and pen and said,

"Well...  OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

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