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A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C.  gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.  Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins!  a boy and a girl.  Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother...  he's not very bright!" She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it!  What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

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