logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Name Warning

police pull overOn a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.

"Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"

"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."

"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Job Search Woe

    Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure…
  • Default Image

    Goober Mom Writes Goober Son

    Dear Son, I am writing slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we…
  • Default Image

    Thunderstorm Plea

    An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the…
  • Default Image

    TV Quote

    Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one…
  • Default Image

    Dishwashed Verse

    Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it…
  • Default Image

    Flight Advice

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
  • Default Image

    Feeding Shamu

    At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Ride

    While vacationing in Alberta, Canada, my husband and I went horseback riding. Before the…
  • Default Image

    Lion Attack

    Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both…
  • parrot

    Parrot Dream Fulfilled

    A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large…
  • Default Image

    Golfing Seniors

    "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty…
  • Default Image

    Sermon Comment

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
  • Default Image

    Goober Dieter

    A goober was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat…
  • Default Image

    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
  • Default Image

    Dentist Prayer

    One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since…