logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States.

After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand.

"Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can't be president?"

More Jokes

  • phone old

    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory. An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • Default Image

    Classmate Reunion

    While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed…
  • Default Image

    I'm a Moth

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
  • Default Image

    Dog Applicant

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.…
  • Default Image

    Buy A Verdict

    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of…
  • Default Image

    People and Mistakes

    People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer…
  • Default Image

    Surgery Beauty

    Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his…
  • Default Image

    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
  • turkey dinner

    Day of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
  • Default Image

    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
  • Default Image

    Cough Remedy

    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The…
  • Default Image

    Unique Breakfast

    A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read Unique Breakfast, so he…
  • helicopter copy

    Goober Flight Lesson

    A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Music

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
  • construction road crew

    Road Closed

    Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway…