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Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States.

After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand.

"Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can't be president?"

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