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    Hickbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless…
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    Why ask Why?

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    Meeting Invitation

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    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
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    Golf Cheater

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
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    Card Name

    A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit…
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    Silent Descent

    Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he…
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    Finest Equipment

    Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his…
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    Turtle Ears

    Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various…
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    Sticking Out

    At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a…
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    Lost Friends

    Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…
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    Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

    We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the…
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    Finally Heard

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.The…
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    Essay Woe

    CleanLaugh list member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in…

There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day, like those tiny little bits of the circumferent skin from the bologna slices on a foot-long Subway Cold Cut Trio that get stuck in between the last two molars on the upper left, on the tongue side where you can't possibly reach them with a toothpick, your fingernails, or even a systematically straightened paper clip, they just sit there and make everything you eat at your next meal taste vaguely like vinegar and mayonnaise, and then somehow -- quietly but miraculously -- they disappear by themselves in the middle of the night while you're asleep, just like the visiting Countess appeared to have done.

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