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    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
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    Go Get Grandma

    When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging…
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    Save Me a Seat

    A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My…
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    The English Language

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    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…
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    Fly Swatter

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    Dining Out

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    Tired Mom

    I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in…
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    Name Warning

    On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver."Not only have…
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    I Just Can't Drive Today

    For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
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    Feeding Shamu

    At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer…
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    Teacher Tech Help

    The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me…
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    Choking Fee

    When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that…
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    Lost In The Translation

    Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of…
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    Junior's Nickels

    There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The…

There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day, like those tiny little bits of the circumferent skin from the bologna slices on a foot-long Subway Cold Cut Trio that get stuck in between the last two molars on the upper left, on the tongue side where you can't possibly reach them with a toothpick, your fingernails, or even a systematically straightened paper clip, they just sit there and make everything you eat at your next meal taste vaguely like vinegar and mayonnaise, and then somehow -- quietly but miraculously -- they disappear by themselves in the middle of the night while you're asleep, just like the visiting Countess appeared to have done.

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