logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    How Hot Is It?

    How hot is it? The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The…
  • lawn ornament mis-hap

    Apology

    A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two…
  • Default Image

    CIA Note

    A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with…
  • Default Image

    You Know You Are From Arizona When

    You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without…
  • Default Image

    Rules for Laboratory Workers

    Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2.…
  • Default Image

    Flower Request

    "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you…
  • Default Image

    Actual Medical Records

    The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North…
  • Default Image

    Ooops in the Forest

    Two hikers were walking through some foothills when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in…
  • old lady

    Cast Off

    An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
  • bald man1

    Matching Shoes

    John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and…
  • Default Image

    Captain Comeback

    I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes…
  • Default Image

    Steamed Goober

    Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the…
  • Default Image

    Making Babies

    A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We…
  • A funny conversation between brothers.

    Silly Mom

    Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
  • Default Image

    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been…

There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day, like those tiny little bits of the circumferent skin from the bologna slices on a foot-long Subway Cold Cut Trio that get stuck in between the last two molars on the upper left, on the tongue side where you can't possibly reach them with a toothpick, your fingernails, or even a systematically straightened paper clip, they just sit there and make everything you eat at your next meal taste vaguely like vinegar and mayonnaise, and then somehow -- quietly but miraculously -- they disappear by themselves in the middle of the night while you're asleep, just like the visiting Countess appeared to have done.

Powered By JFBConnect