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    Marriage Counselling

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    "Grace"ous Host

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    Understanding Law

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    First Grade Proverbs

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    Miracle Cure

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    The Big Sale

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    Come and Get Me

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    Picking a Winner

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    Air Boss

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    Word Impatience

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    After Me

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    Wedding Speech

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    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day, like those tiny little bits of the circumferent skin from the bologna slices on a foot-long Subway Cold Cut Trio that get stuck in between the last two molars on the upper left, on the tongue side where you can't possibly reach them with a toothpick, your fingernails, or even a systematically straightened paper clip, they just sit there and make everything you eat at your next meal taste vaguely like vinegar and mayonnaise, and then somehow -- quietly but miraculously -- they disappear by themselves in the middle of the night while you're asleep, just like the visiting Countess appeared to have done.

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