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    Johnny's F

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    Why Don't I see You?

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    No Ears, One Question

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    Lost In The Translation

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    Understanding the Metric System

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    Roughing It

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    Doctor in the House

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    Seatmate Choice

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    How High Is It?

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    When Aging Reality Sets In

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    Goober Flight Lesson

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    Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

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    When One Shows Up

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    Lengthy Discourse

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    Goober Interview

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While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line asked for a drink of water after receiving what seemed to be at least a dozen different needles.

The Corpsman asked if he was dizzy.

"No, not at all." he replied. "I just wanna see if I'm still water-tight."

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