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    Potential Company Mergers

    Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and…
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    The Cowboy's New Car

    Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart alec Tex" said the…
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    ESP Banking

    Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he…
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    Out of Fuel

    Cessna: "Newark tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger…
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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
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    Take Two Instead

    A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    Breakfast Call

    When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the…
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    Tea For Two

    Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed…
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    Some Great Malapropisms...

    "I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over…
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    Brain vs Brawn

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in…
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    Macho Dude

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of…
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    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
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    Upset Wagon

    It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived…
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    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, they spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building.

His white uniform was now scorched black. He went up to a woman standing nearby.

"Lady!" he said, "Would you please ask your doctor to write that prescription again. And this time, PRINT IT!"

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