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    Totally Out of Shape

    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to…
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    Bush Gore Debate

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    Collect Call

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    A Dollar Per Point

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    Perfect Pet

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    Checking Newbie

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    *Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

    *Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's…
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    Preacher's Best Years

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    Walking on Water

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    Getting Out

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    Window Entry

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    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
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    Wire Backup

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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, they spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building.

His white uniform was now scorched black. He went up to a woman standing nearby.

"Lady!" he said, "Would you please ask your doctor to write that prescription again. And this time, PRINT IT!"

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