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    Thoughts On Genealogy

    *Thoughts On Genealogy*~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my…
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    Potential Company Mergers

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    Knitting Chinese

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    Midterm Exam

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    Empty Nest Craft

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    Morning Run

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    Colorful Grandma

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    Buying Shoes

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    Eulogy

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    Worst Horse Ever

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    Store Safety

    While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker…
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    Don't Smoke

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    Tendjewberrymud

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    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me but to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

"Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

"No, I don't think it's that."

"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon 14."

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