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    Misbehaving Phone Call

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    Does Your Dog Bite?

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    Obituary Notice

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    Conductor Comment Comeback

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    Analogies and Metaphors

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    French Dream

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

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    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

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    First Case Tried

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    Gift Diamonds

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    Inspiring Music

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    Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

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    Interesting thoughts

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    A Touch of Home

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Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me but to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

"Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

"No, I don't think it's that."

"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon 14."

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