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    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

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    Brave Firefighters

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    Signs That You May Be Canadian

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    Hymns For The Aging

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    Colorful Grandma

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    True Calls to the IRS

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    Golf Discovery

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    Brain vs Brawn

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    Exercise Program

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    Post Card Help

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    Key West Tourists

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    Surgical Tools

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    Amazing Anagrams

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    Mrs. Pierpoint

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    Failing Eyesight

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Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me but to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

"Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

"No, I don't think it's that."

"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon 14."

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