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    Toilet Repair

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    Goober Diagnosis

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    Bull Healing

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    Where Are We?

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    A Better Keyboard

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    Army Fib

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    Sorting Letters

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    Epitaph Adjustment

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    Quotable Quotes

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    Work Prayer

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    Economy Motel

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    Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Reindeer Gender

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    Boy or Girl

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New Axioms of the Nineties

1. Home is where you hang your @.
2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
9. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Virtual reality is its own reward.
18. Modulation in all things.
19. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
20. Know what to expect before you connect.
21. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
22. Speed thrills.

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