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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Software Training

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
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    Wrapping Help

    My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football…
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    Johnny's Prayer

    Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and…
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    Better Grades

    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite…
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    City Kids Camping

    Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had…
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    Basic Training

    For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one…
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    Waterology

    I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is…
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    Refrigerator Goals

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the…
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    Y1K

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
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    Homework Surprise

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
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    Lost Friends

    Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to…

New Axioms of the Nineties

1. Home is where you hang your @.
2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
9. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Virtual reality is its own reward.
18. Modulation in all things.
19. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
20. Know what to expect before you connect.
21. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
22. Speed thrills.

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