logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

New Boater

This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a fellow new to boating was having a problem.

No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get his brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.  It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and was very sluggish in almost every manoeuvre, no matter how much power he supplied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, he putted over to a nearby marina.  Maybe they could tell him what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order: the engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.  So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.  He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

JFBConnect not enabled. Please enable.

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Boris, Bill, & Bill

    Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During…
  • Default Image

    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
  • Default Image

    Grizzly Bears

    Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on…
  • Default Image

    Time To Wave

    From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting…
  • parachute 82nd Airborne

    Airborne Recruiting

    After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could…
  • Default Image

    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
  • Default Image

    What is Marketing?

    What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am…
  • Default Image

    Lazy Cobbler

    A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost…
  • cat on roof

    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…
  • Default Image

    Clumsy Ad Copy

    - No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really…
  • card birthday

    Card Cover Up

    A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The…
  • Default Image

    Circles

    During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed…
  • Default Image

    Call For A Ride

    Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One…
  • Default Image

    Men, Dogs, Women

    1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have…
  • Default Image

    Hiring Slogans

    Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…