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    Daytime Television

    A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing…
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    Lost Pigs

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    Resume Blunders

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    Time Off

    Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the…
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    Home Maid Cure

    A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Sunday,…
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    Disguising Presents

    Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father.…
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    Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery

    1.) Better save that.? We'll need it for the autopsy.2.) Somebody call the janitor -…
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    Cat Sale

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…
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    Checking Newbie

    Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new…
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    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
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    Misbehaving Phone Call

    Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.Two days…
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    Shoplifter Excuse

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
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    Swallowed a Coin

    The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in…
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    The Congregation Replied

    Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the…
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age."
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