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    Military Computer Manners

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    Painted Sunset

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    Senior Ailments

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    Sign Return

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    Birthday Heart Attack

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    Leaky Pipe

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    Well Done

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    Bump Start

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    Moon Cheese

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    Hostage Situation

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The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.

An exciting new discovery is about to take place. Mr. Bell and his assistant, a man named Watson, have been hard at work on Bell's new invention to transmit sound over wires.

As Mr. Watson toiled away in the room with the receiver, he suddenly hears ... ring, ring , ring .... then....

"Good evening, sir. Are you paying too much for your long distance service?"

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