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    Deep Thoughts

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    Healthy Life

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    Cow Philosophies

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    Golf Beginner

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    Taps System

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    Speeding Hymns

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    Carrier Landings

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    $50 Question

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    Life After Death

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    Haircut Plan

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    New Convert Help

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    Full Pockets

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    No Stairs

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    How Much Are Your Dogs

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The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"You got laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."
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