logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Mad Cow Conversation

    Two cows are conversing in a field. The first one says to the other, "Have you heard…
  • Default Image

    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

    ~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one…
  • Default Image

    Bigger and Bigger

    A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets…
  • Default Image

    Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

    1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and…
  • Default Image

    Junior's Nickels

    There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The…
  • bathroom sink

    Bathroom Sign

    Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh. Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true…
  • Default Image

    Caught Sleeping

    Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of…
  • Default Image

    Late For Class

    At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was…
  • Default Image

    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Strings

    A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in…
  • Default Image

    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking…
  • Default Image

    Thoughts on Genealogy

    ~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my family history so I will…
  • Default Image

    Arrangements

    It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must:…
  • Default Image

    Coast Guard Lingo

    When my husband joined the Coast Guard, I knew there would be some adjustments. Not only…
  • Default Image

    Slow Train

    A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger…

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide had gone out, and we were down wind trying to work our way back through a narrow channel. At one point the boat grounded and we had to climb overboard and shove with all our might to get it back in deeper water.

As my new friend stood there, ankle deep in muck, the wind blowing his hair wildly, rain streaming down his face, he grinned at me, and with unmistakable sincerity said, "Sure beats shopping."

Powered By JFBConnect