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    More Cute Kids

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    Mouse Repellant

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    Escaped Puppy

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    Impressive Dinner

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    Politically Correct Light Bulb

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    A Deeper Problem

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    New Home No Hears

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    Kiss Good-bye

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    The Congregation Replied

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    Dentist Bill

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    The Head Hog

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    Maranatha

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    Efficiency

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    Football Signals

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    Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

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Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide had gone out, and we were down wind trying to work our way back through a narrow channel. At one point the boat grounded and we had to climb overboard and shove with all our might to get it back in deeper water.

As my new friend stood there, ankle deep in muck, the wind blowing his hair wildly, rain streaming down his face, he grinned at me, and with unmistakable sincerity said, "Sure beats shopping."

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