logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

New Golfer

golf bagA retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.

Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what ?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • train station

    No Speaka Da German

    A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed…
  • Default Image

    Backwoods Labor

    In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the…
  • plane war

    Commando Moses

    Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well,…
  • Default Image

    Circle Stand

    Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The…
  • Default Image

    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
  • Default Image

    The Internet's Last Page

    The Internet's Last Page You have been directed to the last page of the internet. We…
  • public speaking

    PTA Speakers

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident…
  • Default Image

    Doctor Mistake

    During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a…
  • Default Image

    Science Fair Responses

    Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:- There are 26 vitamins in all,…
  • Default Image

    Thank You Cards

    My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized.…
  • Default Image

    Captain Comeback

    I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Perfume

    After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little…
  • pinwheel

    Sarahrella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
  • Default Image

    Leak Repair

    My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending…
  • sign fork in road

    Sign Fun

    On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store:…