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    Late at Walmart

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    Wakeup Fight

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    Biblical Endorsements

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    Red, Yellow, Blue

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    Lock Jaw

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    Late For Class

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    Forgotten Watch

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    Mouse Trap

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    Taxing Sleeps

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    Suitor Approval

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    What Does That Mean?

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    In-Flight Humor

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    Misquote

    A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of…

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names.  She would then tell them they were signing a "contract" for returning the books on time.

Her first customer was a 2nd grader, who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as was the custom.

The new librarian pushed the books back, smiled, and told him to sign them out. The boy carefully printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.  Before the new librarian could even start her speech he said scornfully, "At least that other librarian we had could write."

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