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A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He stopped and picked it up and headed home to the city with his new found pet.  As the man drove home, the piglet jumped up on the shelf in the back window and paced back and forth - creating quite a distraction for passing motorists.

After entering the city limits, a cop saw this pulled the car over.

"Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?", the cop asked

The driver replied, "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field so I thought he'd make a great pet."

The cop responded, "I want you to take that pig to the zoo!"

The driver agreed and drove off.

The next day the cop saw the guy driving around with the pig in the back window again and pulled him over.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!" he yelled.

"Well, I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now."
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