logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Sticking Out

    At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a…
  • Default Image

    Resume Examples

    These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility…
  • Default Image

    The Littlest Informant

    As a recently divorced police officer, and new to the dating scene, I was thrilled but…
  • Default Image

    At Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
  • Default Image

    Newlywed Breakfast

    "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride,…
  • Default Image

    12 Days of Fastfood

    On the first day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:A Big Bacon Classic with…
  • Default Image

    Quick Thinking Clerk

    There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could…
  • Default Image

    Five Kinds of Fruit

    In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They…
  • Default Image

    Signs Found In The Kitchen

    So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell…
  • Default Image

    The Points System

    For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of…
  • Default Image

    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…
  • Default Image

    High School Record

    Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Carlier. Walking…
  • Default Image

    Fine Request

    A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the…
  • Default Image

    Payment Plan

    Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
  • Default Image

    Suggestion Box

    The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the…

father and childrenHave you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Here's the details:

- 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks

- Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

- There is no access to fast food.

- Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

- The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

- The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

- They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

- The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

- The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

- If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called "Mother".

Powered By JFBConnect