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    Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

    Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He…
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    How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

    Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on…
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    Enjoyment of Food

    Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    Getting To Heaven

    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to…
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    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller"…
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    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…
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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
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    Lobster Pets

    After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two…
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    Amazed dentist

    "Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good…
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    75 Stories

    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the…
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    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
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    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
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    Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

    Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor.One day the elevator was…
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    Just Visiting Here

    The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging…

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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