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    No Rest

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    Shakespearean in Dallas

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    Bulletin Humor

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    Enjoyment of Food

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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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    Slow Train

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    Corporate Can-Do

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    Moving Label

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    Emergency Visit

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"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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