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    CD Entrance

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    Isn't That Nice?

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    Aerobic Dismay

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    Rare Bible

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    ATM Correction

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    Walking Recovery

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    Hickbonics

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    Cat Joke

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    Found Cell Phone

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    Lit Match

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    Correction

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    New Diet

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"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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