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    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
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    Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

    Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder…
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    Nervous Young Minister

    A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
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    Maine Vets

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
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    Kids' Letters to the President

    Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and…
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    Optomist's Hunting Dog

    Friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist could never quite agree on any topic…
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    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
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    Spa First Day

    A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class.…
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    Breathe

    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…
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    The Batchelor

    I realized that my six-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the…
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    Nutritious Eating

    According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't…
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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
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    One Little Square

    A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what`s…
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    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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