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Newlywed Breakfast
Pastor Tim
Published: Dec 12,2006
Read Time: 1 min
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast," said Scott the new husband.
"Toast and juice," Tracy replied.
Created: Dec 12,2006
Last Updated: Jul 13,2011
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