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    Goober with a Pager

    One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…
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    English Verses Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
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    Corporate Listening

    The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was…
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    Wheat Exports

    Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question:…
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    Restaurant Rating

    I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls…
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    Official ID Card

    My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in…
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    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
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    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Hunting Pairs

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    No. 5 Bus

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
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    Laws of Life

    * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the…
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    Art That Sells

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings…
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    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."

"Good, what are we having for breakfast," said Scott the new husband.

"Toast and juice," Tracy replied.
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