logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • ice cream3

    Extra Fudge

    I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot…
  • Default Image

    Be Careful Following the Crowd

    Another true life story for the Funnies... A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for…
  • Default Image

    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
  • pay phone

    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Loan

    Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York…
  • Default Image

    Computer Repair

    An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
  • picture of pierced ears

    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
  • Default Image

    Materialistic Or What?

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to…
  • Default Image

    Flower Switch

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
  • Default Image

    Goober Computer Virus

    You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program…
  • Default Image

    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
  • Default Image

    Top Tips For Cheapskates

    Top Tips For Cheapskates~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books.…
  • Default Image

    Address Change

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
  • hawaiian church

    Comments Never Heard at Church

    1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed…
  • chef bad

    You Are A Bad Cook If…

    You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried…

new years_eve_white_hatFor our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of pumpkin pie, cheesecake or orange-date cake.

"Pumpkin pie," I requested.

"We've been eating pumpkin pie since Thanksgiving," Nancy protested. "Can't you choose something else?"

"Okay," I replied, "how about cheesecake?"

Making a face, Nancy said, "After all that rich food you ate over Christmas, surely you don't want cheesecake."

Recognizing my limited options, I then selected orange-date cake.

"Oh, I'm glad you chose that one," Nancy said. "Orange-date cake is a New Year's tradition in our family."

Powered By JFBConnect