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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog… -
All Saved Up
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've… -
Screaming patient
A woman went to doctors the office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after… -
I'll Call Back
Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the… -
PICNIC Problem
Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed… -
A Job Worse Than Yours
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring… -
Still More Bulletin Bloopers
Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which… -
Last One
A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her… -
Found Cell Phone
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,… -
Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned
- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what… -
Puppy Mark
An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations… -
New Employee Travel Policy
Due to the budget constraints, the following policies are announced regarding employees… -
Chair Philosophy
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing… -
Thoughts on Golfing
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can… -
Fast Driver
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
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A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: