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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 10 February 2015

wedding rings A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said:

"My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"

Created: 10 February 2015

Last Updated: 10 February 2015

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