A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said:
"My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"
More Jokes
-
Last One
A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her… -
What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean
"I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in… -
You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When
You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when ....... 1. A friend… -
More Incorrect
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had… -
ER Reminder
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my… -
The Company Car
The Company Car...1. It accelerates at a phenomenal rate.2. It has a much shorter braking… -
Inspector Mom
Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq?… -
Restaurant Line
A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet,… -
Why Ask Why
*Why Ask Why*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and… -
Doctor Quotes
The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by… -
Camping Privacy
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their… -
Computer One-liners - Part 2
Computer One-liners - Part 2ISDN: I Still Don't kNowISDN: Idiot Services you Don't NeedIt… -
Flood Prediction
Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.The Pope… -
Commercial Reward
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at… -
Last Name Lineup
On my first day in basic training, we were lined up in a row, each of us in turn having…
Powered By JFBConnect
Shop with Amazon! - http://amzn.to/2z3uBpa
Copyright ©
1998 - 2019
Cybersalt Consulting and Communications. All rights reserved.
