A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said:
"My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"
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Laws of Life
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Painted Sunset
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Collectable Receipts
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Quick Thinking Clerk
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Tea Service
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School Curlers
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Bakery Robbery
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