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    Wake Up Call

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
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    Crossing the Road

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    Don't Smoke

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    Prescription

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    Passing Pain

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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Hot Fishing Spot

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    Flight Control Software

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    Directions

    A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked me to come out…
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    One-liners

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    Turning Left

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    Sugar Packets Announcement

    The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the…
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    Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

    ~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This…
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    Viaduct Height

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    The Mystery Of Women

    I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take…

A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."

"Oh, just forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."

"Yes, I know. And it's lucky you have!" said the woman, drying her eyes. "I was able to use a piece from them to patch the hole!"

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