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Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and planned move to Arizona...

After the service a very distraught Mrs. Williams came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Pastor Bill, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!"

The kindhearted pastor patted her hand and said, "Now, now, Liz, don't carry on so... The pastor who takes my place might be even better than me."

"Yeah", she cried, "That's what Pastor Mike said when he left!"

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