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    Nesting Birds

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Money

    Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a…
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    Three Expectant Fathers

    Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the delivery room…
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    Waking Up Grumpy

    A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude…
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    Pain Explanation

    A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my…
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    Teenaged Daughter Owner's Manual

    Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are…
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    Perfect Pet

    A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do…
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    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
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    Minibike

    A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted."I'll need about a…
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    The Difference of a Year

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first…
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    Calls to Information Assistance

    Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would…
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    Burglary

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Speeding Ticket

    A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…
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    Horseshoe Look

    One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing…
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    Quarter Rush

    On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the…

...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances.

...all the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

...before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

...if you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

...you cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

...before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

...the Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

...when they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

...the Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

...you ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."

...no movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes

...you see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

...all the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel

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