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    Geese V

    Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A:…
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    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
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    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…
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    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
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    Drag Racing Moped

    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Turbo Z123DX. It is the…
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    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
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    Cinderella Question

    The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter…
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    Hamster Care

    After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom,…
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    Goober Grave Readers

    Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves…
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    You Know You're Really A Mom When . . .

    You Know You're Really A Mom When . . . 1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake…
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    Proposal Reaction

    A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were…
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    Even More Cute Kids

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old…
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    Bank Name

    Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    Pearl Dream

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…

...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances.

...all the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

...before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

...if you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

...you cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

...before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

...the Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

...when they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

...the Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

...you ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."

...no movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes

...you see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

...all the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel

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