logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

No Gun Hunting

There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.

The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask.

"Do you have a knife?"

"No," says the guy.

"Do you have a club?"

"No," says the guy.

"Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a bear. Just wait right here and see."

The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.

Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes up, he starts to chase after the guy, so the guy starts running back towards the cabin.

Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"

They open the door and the guy runs into the cabin and holds the door open behind him. To the terror of the other hunters, an angry bear follows close behind, running into the cabin, too.

Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    One Hard Question

    There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to…
  • picture of pierced ears

    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
  • Default Image

    Sewing Lesson

    My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to…
  • turkey dinner

    Turkey Poem

    I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
  • Default Image

    Doctor Visit

    A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out…
  • Default Image

    Boring Flight

    Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up the sleeping man…
  • Default Image

    One-liners

    *43.3% of statistics are meaningless! *Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.…
  • Default Image

    Wittle Wabbits

    Happy New Year everyone! It is my sincere hope and prayer that you have a peace filled…
  • Default Image

    Ad Woes

    A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss…
  • Default Image

    Bananas

    As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if…
  • Default Image

    Nabbed

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
  • do not_disturb

    Do Not Disturb

    After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
  • Default Image

    Cool In The Desert

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2

    6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss…
  • Default Image

    Cow Horns

    "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city on…