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    Deer Prayer

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    Never Too Old

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    Ready, Set, Go

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    Ol' Spot

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    Birds and Bees

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    The Batchelor

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    Tongue and Eggs

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    Bridge Over Troubled Waters

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    One Little Square

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peat mossA woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss.

She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."

He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."

"How come?" asked the woman.

"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.

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