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    Combination Faith

    The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the…
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    Minivan Tow

    A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned…
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    Swerving Goober

    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober driver.…
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    Are You My Waiter?

    Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the…
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    Interview Bloopers

    Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were…
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    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
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    Pit Falls

    This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was…
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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
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    Ticketing Mom?

    Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This…
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    Diagnosis

    The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an…
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    Shoe Fit

    A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
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    Burning Call

    A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is…
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    Green Side Up

    A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her.…
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    Are We There Yet?

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
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    Winter House

    We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was…

No wonder English is so hard to learn.

We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
The present is a good time to present the present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt

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