logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

No wonder English is so hard to learn.

We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
The present is a good time to present the present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Collateral

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
  • burns and benny

    Burns and Benny

    Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their…
  • campsite

    A Father's Method

    A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the…
  • lawn ornament mis-hap

    Apology

    A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two…
  • Default Image

    Post Card Help

    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card…
  • self defense

    Self Defense

    During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the…
  • Default Image

    Fridge Magnet Smiles

    You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are…
  • paramedic

    Awareness Test

    Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented.…
  • Default Image

    Raise Refusal

    For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company.…
  • bagel

    Bagel Storm

    It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets…
  • Default Image

    Universal Solvent

    "The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school…
  • Default Image

    Moth Madness

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
  • Default Image

    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
  • Default Image

    Empty Nest Craft

    I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night I was trying out an art…
  • Default Image

    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…