logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Noah Glue

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.

A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible.  They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together.

The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text.  "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high."

He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. 

Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but there are some things in it that are hard to believe."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
  • hand sand

    Gravity Situation

    I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is…
  • preacher1

    Board Meeting

    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church…
  • picture of for rent sign

    Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

    1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This…
  • Default Image

    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old…
  • Default Image

    Newspaper Ads

    **Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks…
  • Default Image

    Full Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and…
  • Default Image

    Government Work

    You know you work for the government when:The process becomes more important than the…
  • Default Image

    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
  • Default Image

    Flying Follies

    Each year, Chicago Center saves the top 20 excerpts from conversations between airline…
  • Default Image

    Minibike

    A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted."I'll need about a…
  • soup

    First Words

    The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his…
  • Default Image

    Talking Surprise

    On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses.…
  • Default Image

    Ancestry

    The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party."My ancestry goes back all…
  • office write

    Security Tips

    The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…