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    Turtle Ears

    Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various…
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    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
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    Linda: "What's that you're reading?"Jill: "A diary."Linda: What's in it?Jill: "I can't…
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    When Aging Reality Sets In

    *When Aging Reality Sets In*1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying…
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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…
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    Bob Hope Quotes

    Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only…
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    Murphy's Laws on Computers

    *Murphy's Laws on Computers*- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.-…
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    Convent Card

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…
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    The English Language

    Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the…
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    Military Man

    A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits…
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    Goobers In Ditch

    Two Goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
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    Tournament Weather`

    Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was…

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement."

"Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir," the radar man replied, "have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

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