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    Boat 99

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    Do You Have?

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    From British Newspapers

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    What It Means

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    Too Distant / Too Close

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    Car Sale

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    Chapstick

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    Correct Response

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    I'm Not Sure

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    Eye Contact

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    Missed Bus

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    Password Problems

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    Live to 100

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    Need a Pen?

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    Get Better Soon

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"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement."

"Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir," the radar man replied, "have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

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