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Not Going to Church

woman old3One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to get up and go to church.

"I'm not going to church this morning," the son says.

"You gotta get up and go to church," says mother.

"No, I'm not," says the son.

"Yes, you are!" says the mother.

"No, I'm not. They don't like me and I don't like them," says the son. "Give me two good reasons why I have to go." 

So the mother patiently replies, "Number one, you're 55 years old. And number two, you're the pastor!"

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