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    New Golfer

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During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone."  

Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before whispering to the judge that paramedics were on their way.  

Puzzled, the judge pointed to a sagging Venetian blind on the right side of the room and explained, "I was thinking maybe someone from maintenance!"
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