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    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
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    Potato Problem

    Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his…
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    Finish Paving

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…
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    Pickup Backfire

    Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally…
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    Disguising Presents

    Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father.…
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    Tips From Cowboys

    ~ Never squat with your spurs on!~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.~ There's two…
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    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

    "Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your…
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    Poor Widow

    A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at…
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    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
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    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…
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    Hair Mission

    In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a…
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    Wild Game

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
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    Help Is Nearby

    My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic…
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    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
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    Boat Compromise

    My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one…

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen in the hold of his ship.

"Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile."

The men cheered and sang the praises of the Queen.

The captain then continued, "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."

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