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    Police Rescue

    I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out.…
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    You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When…

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    Cast Off

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    Forced Landing

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    How Cold is it?

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    Couple Descriptions

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    Doctor's Writing

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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

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    One and Only

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    Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon

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    Easter Bunny Pun

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    Election Poetry

    In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great…
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    Retirement At The Inn

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    Meeting With Teacher

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    Cart Ads

    My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising…

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written.  The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word.  She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well then, let it read.  "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a 7 word minimum for all obituaries.  Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, "in that case, let it read, "Fred Brown died: 1983 pickup for sale...."

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