More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
  • Default Image

    Paying For The Damage

    A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The…
  • Default Image

    Goober Circle

    A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved…
  • Default Image

    4 Year Old Rider

    Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old…
  • Default Image

    Skeleton in the Closet

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a…
  • Default Image

    Light Confusion

    A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation.His mother, sitting in the…
  • Default Image

    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
  • Default Image

    Now, Now Ellen

    A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As…
  • Default Image

    Speech Flirt

    During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man.…
  • preacher2

    Hurry Home

    It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a…
  • Default Image

    Wacky Definitions

    Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal…
  • couple argue

    5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

    1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is…
  • Default Image

    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
  • Default Image

    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,
The students were praying for last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,
While visions of essays danced in their heads.

In my own apartment, I had been pacing,
And dreaded exams I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books,
And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks.

studying aheadI drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot,
No longer caring that my nerves were all shot.
I stared at my notes, but my thoughts they were muddy,
My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver,
But each place I called refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded that life was too cruel,
With futures depending on grades had in school.

When all of a sudden, our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off ambled inside.
Her spirit was careless, her manner was mellow,
She wore a white toga, she started to bellow:

"What kind of student would make such a fuss,
To toss back at teachers what they tossed at us?"
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes! On last year's exams!
On Wingit and Slingit, and last minute crams!"

Her message delivered, she vanished from sight,
But we heard her laughing outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you, so just do your best.
Happy finals to all, and to all, a good test!"

Powered By JFBConnect