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Offended Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:

https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

A goober goes to a show and after sitting down, a ventriloquist comes on the stage, and goes through the routine goober jokes.

Suddenly the goober jumps up screaming, blaming the man for the way she is treated at work and presented in the media.

The ventriloquist starts to apologize.

The goober then looks at him and says, "Look, you stay out of this, I'm talking to that little guy on your knee."

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