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    Chute Error

    While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I…
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    Fax Hint

    As a professor at the Air Force Institute of Technology, I taught a series of popular…
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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Boys In Hospital

    The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward."Are…
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    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
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    Water Pistol

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a…
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    Shopping Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

    ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop,…
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    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
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    Vice President Pride

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
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    Number Married

    I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't…
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    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
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    Poor Dad

    A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate…
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    Information Assistance

    "Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One…

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:


A goober goes to a show and after sitting down, a ventriloquist comes on the stage, and goes through the routine goober jokes.

Suddenly the goober jumps up screaming, blaming the man for the way she is treated at work and presented in the media.

The ventriloquist starts to apologize.

The goober then looks at him and says, "Look, you stay out of this, I'm talking to that little guy on your knee."

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