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    Physics Purpose

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    Stuck Between Floors

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    Rain or Shine

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    Diary Secrets

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    Not Likely

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    New Year's Football vs. Dinner

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    Doctor's Orders

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    Parking Lot Stay

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    Pretzel Charity

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    Sign Fun

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    Restroom Bugs

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    Geese V

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    Vacation Term Translation

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    Aging

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    Pierced Ears

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A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Brother Martin's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.

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