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    Baby Prescription

    A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had…
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    Goober Counsellor

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    Mother Tongue

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    Trooper Delivery

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    Chet's Graduation

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    Punctuation

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    Principal Rounds

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    Older Parents

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    Frazzled Doctor

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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

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    Carry A Flashlight

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    CIA, FBI & LAPD

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    Call to Principal

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    Know Your Friends

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    Hymns For The Aging

    *Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…

A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Brother Martin's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.

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