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    Cars Wars

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    Elderly Couple Sharing

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    Tired Mom

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    Fight Lights

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    Newcomer Court

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    Really Impressed

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    Principal Rounds

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    Ode to a Shedding Cat

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    This Town is so Small...

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    Eye Exam

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    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

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    No Chat Excuse

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    Heard By Tech

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    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

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"Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's employees cordless phones. The person you are trying to reach is here right now, staring at me as I answer this call and searching desperately for their cordless phone in the mess on their desk.

"It won't matter if they find it since they didn't leave it on the charger last night and the battery is dead. So you might as well leave a message with me and I'll have them call you after the 4 hour handset recharge period is completed."

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