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    75 Stories

    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the…
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    Landing Request

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    Kangaroo Fence

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    Boy or Girl

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    How High Can You Go?

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty…
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    Coast Guard Keeping

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    Call For A Ride

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    Maid Mother

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    Goober Stewardess

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    Clergy Crowd Control

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    Football Signals

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    Paying For The Damage

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    Engine Failure

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    Y zero K

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    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…

"Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's employees cordless phones. The person you are trying to reach is here right now, staring at me as I answer this call and searching desperately for their cordless phone in the mess on their desk.

"It won't matter if they find it since they didn't leave it on the charger last night and the battery is dead. So you might as well leave a message with me and I'll have them call you after the 4 hour handset recharge period is completed."

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