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    Tim Robbed

    One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the…
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    Heartfelt

    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…
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    Just A Kiss Per Yard

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    Rich Guy

    One day a rich man drives pass a open field and he sees a guy standing there eating grass…
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    Bathroom Sign

    Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh. Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true…
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    Computer Career

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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    B.O.O.K.

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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

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    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
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    Correct Response

    While in an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas, I dozed off…
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    Impressions

    A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the…
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    Essay Woe

    CleanLaugh list member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in…
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    Happy Marriage

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    How Much Are Your Dogs

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"Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's employees cordless phones. The person you are trying to reach is here right now, staring at me as I answer this call and searching desperately for their cordless phone in the mess on their desk.

"It won't matter if they find it since they didn't leave it on the charger last night and the battery is dead. So you might as well leave a message with me and I'll have them call you after the 4 hour handset recharge period is completed."

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