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    Last Marathon

    Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was…
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    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
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    Cooking Terms

    Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
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    Minister Call

    A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.During her struggle the…
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    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
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    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
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    But Daddy

    My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison…
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    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Beauty Watch

    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.…
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    Helping Out

    For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I…
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    Internet Cleaning

    As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to…
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    Goober Vacuum

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Now, Now Ellen

    A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As…
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    Forgetting Something

    A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it…
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    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

    Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey…

red life_saverOn a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?"

"I'd yell 'Man overboard,'" answered the lookout snappily.

"Good," said the officer. "Now what would you do if an officer fell overboard?"

The lookout asked, "Which one, sir?"

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