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    Field Test

    My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead.…
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    Newborn Utterance

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    Makeup Routine

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    Jar Number 47

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    What Time Is It?

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    Because I Am A Guy

    Because I am A Guy... ..I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I…
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    Lost Hunting

    My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they…
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    Setting The Table

    Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for…
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    Signs You Need A New Lawyer

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    Bull Healing

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    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
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    Looking For Barney

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    Eggplant Sale

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    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary:Day number 1808:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am…

red life_saverOn a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do if a sailor was washed overboard?"

"I'd yell 'Man overboard,'" answered the lookout snappily.

"Good," said the officer. "Now what would you do if an officer fell overboard?"

The lookout asked, "Which one, sir?"

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