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    What Is That?

    A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch…
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    Letters of Recommendation

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    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
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    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
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    The Cowboy's New Car

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    Soup Objects

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    The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked…
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    A Short History of Medicine

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    Good Old Days

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    Senior's Ode to Medication

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    Alligator Teeth

    A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she…
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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    No More Gators

    While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but…
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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

    10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the…
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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…

oilAfter a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up.

It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag to finish the job.

Remembering her, the clerk remarked, "Lady, if that were my cat, I'd put him outside!"

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