logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Hiring Slogans

    Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…
  • Default Image

    Dangerous Cargo

    Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the…
  • Default Image

    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
  • Default Image

    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
  • couple elderly

    Division of Labor

    The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was…
  • Default Image

    One Little Square

    A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what`s…
  • man son

    Punishment

    An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me…
  • Default Image

    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

    1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2. Bandage left…
  • Default Image

    You know you're growing old when..

    You know you're growing old when..You've come to the annoying realization that your…
  • Default Image

    Signs Found In The Kitchen

    So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Juggler

    A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the…
  • Default Image

    Parking Lot Stay

    I pulled into the crowded parking lot at a Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down…
  • Default Image

    Signs That You May Be Canadian

    1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You understand the phrase, "Could…
  • Default Image

    Delivery Suspicion

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
  • Default Image

    Cat Prayer

    Cat PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that…

olive oilTrying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.

Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times.

That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"

"No," he said, sniffing me.

"Do I smell like Popeye?"

Powered By JFBConnect